EWF Arena Results - March 3, 2001
The night started with JUSTIN FURY, coming down and ripping on the fans, He told the fans and the wrestlers as ne commish he was laying down the law and if any one so much as brushed up against him the wrong way they would be sorry. HURRICANE was appointed to the announcers booth to start the show, after a bit of verbal abuse from fury , HURRICANE announced that he could not find CJ WASHINGTON or JASON HARDING in the building and that the EWF had no REFEREE for the night..........FURY began to laugh, he said "well you see you fat roll of goo, I gave those to mindless slack jaw refs the night off , and then he unbuttoned his shirt to reveil that he was wearing the stripes tonight, the fans were "VOICING THEIR OPINIONS ABOUT THAT ONE....NUFF SAID" IN ACTION LUCKY DANE def. OPPIE CLAMPET w/ BUELLAH BALLBREAKER , the finish of the match happened as oppie pulled FURY in front of him and LUCKY hit FURY with the box of lucky charms, and then made a quick roll up on OPPIE, with FURY out BUELLAH slid in to the ring and made the 3 count for LUCKY and left with LUCKY. HARDCORE SUPERSTAR def. HOMELESS HANK , after the match HANK pushed FURY to the mat. ROLZ ROICE walked out to the ring & recieved a big pop from the crowd, then he announced that the GUTTERPUNKS were back. FURY told ROLZ that they could have a shot at the players club tonight GUTTERPUNKS def RANDY NOVA (formally Superpimp) & SLIM SUAVE , after the match GUTTER and ROLZ attacked FURY, the fans went nuts.....BIGGER POP HOT STUFF SHANE MICHAELS def JOHNNY LAW FURY announced that he was tired of the wrestlers abusing him and appointed SLIM SUAVE and RANDY NOVA to the ref duties for the rest of the night. then FURY brought down GRIZZLY & JACK HAMMER , telling them he appriciated them thinking about joining the players club and to show his grattitude thay would be involved in a great match tonight, a handicap match 2 on 1. GRIZZLY & JACK HAMMER def. BILLY WRIGHT in a handicap tag team championship match. CHEEZ wrestled EDEN to a no contest after both participants turned on the referee who was at that time RANDY NOVA FURY decided to make an example out of that and told the fans that he was going to punish CHEEZ and EDEN but not by normal means, he stated that he instead would take their punishment and deliver it in the form of a tag match as he would make ADONIS JONES and KING face DUSTY & BOB in a tag match further saying that he knows all 4 men are friends and that if they did not fight they would all be fined and suspended. >>>>>>>>>THIS MATCH BY FAR HAD THE BIGGEST POPS OF THE NIGHT>>>>>>>>>>> To start the match off, THE ROCKS music hit as KING came down dressed up like the WWF STAR , then the BIG SHOWS music hit out came ADONIS JONES acting out the actions of the SHOW. Their opponants too had diffrent music as TAZ'S music hit out came BOB towell over his head and all, and last but not least STEVE AUSTIN'S music hit to welcome out DUSTY.......... all four men were so hillarious as they acted out moves and actions of well over 40 of pro wrestlings biggest stars in approximatly a 30 min. non stop match. the match concluded with all four men giving a simotanious choke slam to the ACTING REFEREE SLIM SUAVE and then delivering a 4 POST MASSACRE as seen on the movie READY 2 RUMBLE and the fans were all on thier feet chanting EWF for about 5 min. after that match...... it was great. MAIN EVENT 10 man Bunkhouse stampede (winner faces CHEEZ for the title on march 10th. HARDCORE SUPERSTAR WON , last eliminating ADONIS JONES. |